Succumb to the Engrish

I am not a big Engrish, "look at how those funny Japanese butcher English" fan, but this was to rich to resist. You can't tell from the pic, but there are sparkles in the mirror, so you look like a pixie, even if you haven't showered in days. In my book, that makes it a lame mirror, so there is truth in advertising. Say, maybe this isn't Engrish at all.